Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think I won the penis lottery.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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