There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
i out mim tonsoeep
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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