I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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