You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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