One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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