i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
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I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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