who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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