just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
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Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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