you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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