the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
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I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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