why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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