Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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