break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
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After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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