i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
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i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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