I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize