Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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