i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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