should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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