it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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