scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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