Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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