i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize