Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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