Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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