She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
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