I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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