they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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