yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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