Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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