He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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