i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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