Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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