IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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