Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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