In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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