then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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