I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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