that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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