I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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