He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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