So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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