you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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