Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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