I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
My breasts were aching with rage.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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