i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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