did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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