you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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