I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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