An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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