well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
A+ Viking dick
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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